Simon: If I pout like this will you forgive me for the Paula shenanigans?
Groupsing: I give up. I will never be great. I have accepted my fate and stopped believing. *snif*
Ryan: Look at how hard we work these kids! Doesn't it look like fun?
Kris: They want to see my sexy face D:
Matt: I'm the impersonator.
Adam: I'm the Fresh Princess of Bel-Air.
Danny: I am impersonating a goat. I mean. Matt.
Ryan: Anoop can do Kris.
Simon: Not on my show.
Allison: I can do Danny. Twice.
Ryan: Not on MY show! The fun and games are over. Megan, Matt, and Kris stand up. Now walk to the other side of the stage and stand there.
Megan: THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!!!111
Ryan: Adam, Lil Rounds, and Allison, go to the centre of the stage. NOOP DOGG, Danny, and Scott, you know what to do.
NOOP DOGG: Hoshit. ._.
Ryan: One of these groups is the bottom three.
David Cook: Hi guys.
David Cook's Drummer: Holy crap, I'm really into this song!1
Ryan: This is a lot easier, isn't it?
David: Well, it's nice not having to listen to Simon anymore. >.>
Fangirls: I LOVE YOU DAVID!
David: Not as much as I love you. :D!
Ryan: Here, have an award for going platinum with your debut album.
David: Why do I always cry on this stage. ;_;
Ryan: So, the results?
f: Oh yeah. I forgot about those.
Ryan: Kris, you are safe.
Megan: YAY THAT MEANS I AM SAFE TOO I AM IN HIS GROUP!1
Ryan: Matt, the judges didn't like you last night. America thinks you should take a seat.
Matt: :( *heads to the loser chairs*
Ryan: No, no. The other side. You're safe. Megan, however, gets a loser chair.
f: Thank goodness.
Ryan: Lil, you are safe.
Lil: YAY :DDDD
Ryan: As for Allison, America did not like your hair or your singing, we're not sure which. Bottom 3 for you.
Adam: Man, I hope this means I'm safe. >.>
Ryan: It does, man. Go sit down. Now, Danny...
Danny: *looks smug again*
Ryan: You're looking smug with reason! Safe it is.
Scott: I will now talk to my invisible friend.
Ryan: No need for that, you can talk to me. Or NOOP DOGG. One of you is safe, and one is not. Randy, who do you think is bottom 3?
Randy: NOOP DOGG, sry2say. :\
NOOP DOGG: I agree, sry2say. :/
Ryan: So did America. Congratulations! I mean. Whatever I'm supposed to say here.
f: Wah ;_; Totally expected, but wahhhh. ;_;
Lady Gaga: I look like an anime character!
Ryan: Wow, how does your wig stay on through all the dancing?
Lady Gaga: This isn't a wig. >.>
Ryan: So how many of these people do you think are worth saving, Simon?
Megan: IT'S ME ISN'T IT?
Ryan: The safe one is Allison!
Megan: But what about MEEEEEEEE???
Ryan: You're facing elimination, actually.
f: YAY NOOP DOGG IS SAFE YAY YAY YAY!
Simon: And just for that remark about not caring what we say? We're not even going to consider saving you, so enjoy your last song on the Idol stage ever. :D
f: HAHA BURN. :D