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American Idol Season 9: Dallas Auditions

Texans: We're better than you!
NPH: No, you aren't. Also I want to make people cry. :D? :D?
f: Aw, he's so adorable.

Lady Marmalade: My last audition was 8 years ago. I spent the intervening years preparing for this audition.
Judges: You should have found a job instead.
NPH: You messed up your sign, too. *helpful*
Lady Marmalade: *will not stop singing*

Black Hat: I'm a dock worker who can sing!
Judges: Wow, we've never seen this kind of thing on the show before!

NPH: I... don't like Simon.
Simon: I... don't like NPH.
f: ...uh oh. /o\

See-through Shirt: I will sing an original song! Not like those have a long history of flopping or anything.
Randy: That was unexpectedly, but most sincerely, awesome!
Simon: I hated it. This is American Idol, not Jazz TV.
NPH: Pfft, whatever, Simon. Welcome to Hollywood!

Winky: I am the next American Idol. The media loves me and I have a mohawk. What could go wrong?
Judges: Your singing. But... keep smiling?

Various Rejects: *weep*

Ms Domme Texas: I was on Barney and Friends once, but now I has a whip. >:D
Judges: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD >_>
f: She is so beautiful. *_*

Lawn Care Specialist: I have Tourette's Syndrome. Contrary to popular belief, this does not mean I swear randomly.
Judges: You can also sing!

Various Winars: *cheer*

Joe Jonas: I'm your new guest judge!
f: >:O! Bring back NPH! *pickets*
Joe Jonas: *proceeds to be pretty much invisible for the rest of the show*

Fantasia's Friend: I wrote an original song about this show, this audition, and the judges!
Judges: Yeah. Let us rephrase that: HELL YEAH.
f: He, too, is beautiful. *_* But more importantly, I think this was pretty much the best audition I have ever seen on Idol. And as you may have noticed, I have seen a few of them. >.>

Break the Rules Shirt Girl: I have a cute brother and a cutesy outfit.
Judges: ...wow, and you sound incredible! Didn't expect that.
f: I don't know about incredible... o.O;

Fake Pink Flower Girl: I AM SO OPTIMISTIC AND BUBBLY AND MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS PINK AND I SOUND LIKE A TONE-DEAF COYOTE--
Simon: You're my worst nightmare.
Fake Pink Flower Girl: OH SO IT'S A NO? YAY! :D

Hippy Beads: I survived leukemia.
Judges: Wow, you sound AMAZING.
f: I didn't think she sounded all that great, actually. I notice Simon didn't say she sounded great -- he just said she's a brave person and that he likes her a lot. >.>

Next week, Denver. And, apparently, a naked auditioner? Why.
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