cocktastic, cocktacular, cockulous, cockswanky, cockable, cockful, cockless, cocky, cockier, cockiest, cockarian, cockular, cocking, cockily, cockid, cockatorial, cockificial, cockeal, cockial, cockilistic, cockal, cockiscopal, cocktral, cockturnal, cockerial, cockionic, cockiatric, cockorgic, cockacedarian, cockological, cockecological, cockimian, cockerean, cockereal, cocktactic, cockagittal, cockerary, cockinine, cockutorial, cockipital, cockeline, cockorial, cockneal, cockopteran, cockspertilian, cocksine, cockerotic, cockinnabulary, cockentral, cockoholic, cockophobic, cockithic, cockucrine, cockturient, cockenethliac, cockpiscopal, cockystic, cockesical, cockineous, cockophilic, cockematal, cockemal, cockamatic (!!!), cockemic, cockestic, cockadistic, cockadelic, cockoid, cockilistic, cockebral, cockahedral, cockary, cockilary, cockternal, cockuteal...
Cockbite, cockalicious, cockistic, cockist, cockulus, cockarina, cockasaurus, cock-o-rific, cocktive, cockalism, cockoration, cockfungus.
Definitions by jennuine, who wins at the internet:
cocktastic, cocktacular, cockulous: (synonyms) lots of cock!
cockswanky: a well-dressed cock
cockable: not impotent
cockful: sirius black (in between remus lupin and james potter)
cockless: peter pettigrew
cocky, cockier, cockiest: (in order) has one cock, has two, has three
cockarian: 1. (religion) cock-worshippers 2. (from kaikias) someone who subsists only on cock
cockular: not within the cock-circle.
cockid: the subliminal part of your brain that goes COCKCOCKCOCK all the time
cockatorial: an article on cock
cockificial, cockilistic: (synonyms) only caring about the cock
cockeal, cockial, cockal: (adjectives) of cock
cockiscopal: from the cock's point of view
cocktral: in which the cock is central
cockturnal: rising when the cock rises
cockiatric: the age of cock
cockological: based on the study of cock
cockecological: when the cock is biodegradable
cockereal: a dreamy cock
cockerean: (from much_reality) a curving dick in the shape of a banana. In extreme cases, resembles a boomerang. If the owner is sweet, lie, and claim it is well placed for g-spot stimulation.
cocktactic: to plough in
cockipital: the force of a cock
cockoholic: Harry Potter
cockpiscopal: a church run by cock
cockystic: mysterious cock
cockophilic: HP fandomers
cockamatic: (slang) vibrator
cockemic: 1. lacking in cock 2. (from kaikias) someone with lots of cock in their blood
cockahedral: an orgy
cockary: where they raise cocks
cockilary: where they shoot cocks
cockspertilian: (from much_reality) premature ejaculator
cockasaurus: (fron sputz_n_micah) REALLY big cock, sometimes bites
cockutorial: cock education
cockadistic: deriving pleasure from another's cock
cockadelic: hallucinations brought on by cock
cocklithic: cock of massive stone
cockuriosity: an interest in discovering the secrets of cock
cockdio: the sound of cock
cockium: (element, Ck) unstable but predictable
cockmissive: gives in to cock
cockmate(s): hand, mouth, vagina, arse or another cock
cockalicious: (by anathema91) cock that inspires drool.
cockademic: 1. (by jamoche) someone who studies cocks 2. a plague of cocks
Pickup lines (courtesy sazzlette and me, but mostly sazzlette)
I can play the cockarina, you know.
Wanna come back to my place? I'll let you play my cockarina.
Is that a Cockarina in your pocket ...?
Got more ideas? :D
How about definitions?
ETA2: Cockmistresses and cockmasters, we have Puss 'n Boots/Mrs Norris (NC-17) by jennuine!!!! OMFG. :O And a prequel (PG-13) by the lovely goldie. *dies*
ETA3: There is picspam. (NWS, just in case)
shabzilla made a cockourbar: