Warning(s): Unabashed and total crack. Also chickens, because I am just that awesome.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Length: 6K words
Summary: Draco goes to Texas. Yay! Also, Harry is slightly insane, because he is just that awesome.
Beta: goneril, accio_draco
Note: Written for the Draco Schlongathon.
Concrit: Always welcome and appreciated.
( Mr PersonalityCollapse )