April 9th, 2005

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The Wanton Wonton [crackfic, Harry/Draco, R]

Title: The Wanton Wonton
Author: furiosity
Genre: Crackfic/Parody
Rating: R
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Malfoy house-elves (implied).
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Length: 8K words
Summary: What is Draco Malfoy doing in Hungary? What do zombies have to do with it all? And why the hell is there a plot?
Dedication: cornmouse
Beta: evilsource
Note: All the glaringly obvious references to ab epistulis are totally intentional.
Concrit: Always welcome and appreciated.

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