January 24th, 2008

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don't listen to them Nicorette ads

When we were flying back to Toronto last week, the following exchange happened:

Boss (who quit smoking a few months ago): *takes out packet of Nicorettes* Hang on, I need a fix.
Guy in chair in front of us: *turns around* Nicorettes, huh? Oh man, aren't they GREAT? I've been on them for three years!!! :D

-_- ...moron.

Do people seriously think that nicotine is somehow LESS poisonous when ingested by mouth? YOU CAN STILL GET CANCER FROM CHEWING TOBACCO. NICORETTES ARE CHEWING TOBACCO, THE PC VERSION. They're not meant as a permanent substitute for cigarettes.

This post was brought to you by a cough that says "plz dun smoke, f, ur gunna make me worse". I've been keeping the cravings at bay with Nicorettes, but they're so vile! If I inadvertently quit smoking (i.e. stop wanting to smoke) whilst being sick, it would be stupid of me to take it up again just out of dumb insistence on a habit. I did that once before and I acknowledge that it was incredibly stupid. Hey, I was 14 at the time. >.>

But disgusting Nicorettes are disgusting. I'd rather smoke. o.O