not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
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A series of PSAs


I firmly believe some people shouldn't breed.

I also firmly believe that some other people should be shot to relieve the rest of us from the embarrassment of being from the same species.

Additionally, I firmly believe that yet other people need to be put out of their goddamn misery. I assure you that by this I do not mean poor, disabled or otherwise unfairly disadvantaged people. Just sick puppy types who are only happy when they can cause distress and pain to others.

If I didn't also firmly believe in the rule of law and the inherent wrongness of murder, I'd gladly help ALL of the above along myself.

"Bitch and proud of it" is so 1998, kids. It's awesome to be proud of being a strong woman who doesn't put up with bullshit. It's not so awesome to be a horrid cunt because you get off on calling yourself 'bitch'.

Corollary: "Not to be a bitch... oh wait, I am one!" doesn't make you sound cool or intimidating. It makes you sound like a pathetic loser who needs her priorities re-examined.

If you consistently describe yourself as 'snarky' to anyone who'll listen, you likely aren't really. Keep trying.

Corollary: Proudly pointing out your 'snark' in comment exchanges or LJ posts makes you look really fucking stupid. Yeah, roll your eyes and laugh, pretending like you don't care, but the rest of us are laughing at you.

Telling yourself that your writing is good does not make it so. Other people saying your writing is good doesn't, either. Practice and a good beta you can trust, however, can.

Corollary: Thinking you're the best thing to happen to the human race since Eve learned Parseltongue does not make it so.

I know smoking could kill me. I do it because I like it anyway. Fuck off and die.

If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
I'd crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit

Some people say that I'm a mean person. Dont' be so sure of it. I don't promote violence, I just encourage it. They'd be right, if by "mean person" they mean "someone who reacts harshly when provoked". I'm actually like Smeagol, in a way. We be nice to them if they be nice to us. Cope.

Cynicism is like wine; it gets better with age.

Fuck sunscreen.


This post has been brought to you by the letter P, the Pet Shop Boys and the difference between 'psychopath' and 'one aggravated motherfucker'.

Lyrics are by Eminem. Feel free to add your own PSAs in comments.
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