Don't Like? Don't Read! A Tragedy in Five Acts.
Cast: (in alphabetical order)
Dr. Gentle Reader -- A mild-mannered, well-behaved member of fandom who just wants to read fic.
Ms. Disgruntled Reader -- An irate, spluttering member of fandom rumoured to have once been a Gentle Reader.
The Fangirl Chorus -- Provides backup vocals and peanut gallery-style commentating.
( Act One: The TitleCollapse )
( Act Two: The SummaryCollapse )
( Act Three: The WarningsCollapse )
( Act Four: The First Paragraph[s]Collapse )
( Act Five: The Whoopsie-DaisyCollapse )