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Length: 14K words
Summary: It surprises everyone but Draco Malfoy when he destroys Voldemort. As time goes on and the world doesn't stop, Harry begins to realise that maybe he's in for a few surprises himself. Features an unhealthy obsession with a famous TV line, a haunted house and too many drunk people.
Beta: delaria, goneril, imadra_blue
Note: Written for slashfest 2006. The title was inspired by a Bon Jovi song of the same name, but they ripped it off an INXS album name, so there you go! Old Abbey House actually exists, but the events that occur within are purely fictional.
Concrit: Always welcome and appreciated.
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