not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
furiosity

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or I'ma send you flyin' like a rocketpack

Okay. PEOPLE.


OMGWTF ON A STICK, DAMN IT. THIS IS CANADA. IT SNOWS HERE. YES, WE'VE HAD A MILD WINTER SO FAR. YES, WE'VE BEEN LUCKY. YES, IT WOULD BE DAMNED NICE IF WE COULD'VE KEPT THAT SORT OF WEATHER FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER.

BUT WE DIDN'T. THIS DOES NOT GIVE ANY OF YOU THE RIGHT TO TURN INTO TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING JACKASSES OVERNIGHT AND THINK YOU CAN DRIVE 100MPH WHEN FREEZING RAIN IS FALLING AND THE ROADS ARE COVERED WITH THAT SHIT. EXTRA STUPID POINTS IF YOU HONK YOUR HORN AT PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND DRIVING WELL BELOW THE LIMIT WHILST MAINTAINING A NICE SAFE DISTANCE FROM THE CAR IN FRONT OF THEM. IN THE RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING LANE. I SWEAR, NEXT TIME YOU LAY ON YOUR HORN 'CAUSE I'M GOING 50KMH IN A 60KMH ZONE WHEN THE ROADS ARE COVERED WITH ICE, I'M GOING TO STOP THE CAR ACROSS THE ROAD, GET OUT, AND SHOVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING STEERING WHEEL SO DEEP IN YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL HAVE A STEERING-WHEEL SHAPED HEAD FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

OVER 300 ACCIDENTS! IN LESS THAN A DAY! TWO OF WHICH I WITNESSED, AND ONE OF WHICH MADE ME LATE FOR WORK DUE TO LANE BLOCKAGE.

SNOW TIRES? FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE? DO NOT MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE. WTF, WTF, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? THESE THINGS GIVE YOU A LEG UP ON THE OTHER FOLKS BUT THEY DO NOT MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF SNOW AND ICE ON ROADS, MK. IF YOU BRAKE TOO HARD ON THESE ROADS, YOU WILL LOSE STEERING CONTROL. THIS IS PHYSICS. BASIC. MOTHERFUCKING. PHYSICS. THIS IS WHY KEEPING YOUR DISTANCE IS A GOOD IDEA IN SUCH ROAD CONDITIONS. ALL OF YOU TAILGATING ASSHOLES, I HOPE YOUR BITS SHRIVEL UP AND YOU NEVER ENJOY A MOMENT OF SEX IN YOUR LIFETIME AGAIN.

IN CONCLUSION: DEAR GTA-AREA DRIVERS, PLEASE STOP BEING FUCKTARDS.

NO LOVE

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