Phil. Um. He sang well, I suppose, but he's TERRIFYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH THE PERPETUALLY WIDENED EYES AND THE BALD HEAD. D:
Sanjaya makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I hope he lasts a couple of weeks more.
LaKisha. I don't like her. I don't dispute that she's got singing talent, but I can't like this girl. Dude, she had a SMUG LOOK ON HER FACE WHILE SINGING JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. And that self-satisfied half-smirk somewhere near the end totally ruined whatever her voice was doing, for me.
Chris sounds like a goat. I felt kind of bad for him at the end where he was all, well, "nasally is a singing style :(" Aww. But. Nonetheless. He sounds like a goat. Looks a little like one, too. *ducks flying furniture*