• Mood: nerdy
• Music: Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda

but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed

Jordin, Melinda, and Blake ruled the show. Jordin and Blake were great, and Melinda was just WOW -- you know, as usual. I think what separates these three from the rest (besides superior singing ability) is that they all seem to have a little bit of genuine acting talent, too, so they're actually able to perform whilst singing and do it in a believable way and not in the painfully embarrassing, "oh look at me singing and acting cool oh yes I am SO COOL" way.

Phil. Um. He sang well, I suppose, but he's TERRIFYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME WITH THE PERPETUALLY WIDENED EYES AND THE BALD HEAD. D:

Sanjaya makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I hope he lasts a couple of weeks more.

LaKisha. I don't like her. I don't dispute that she's got singing talent, but I can't like this girl. Dude, she had a SMUG LOOK ON HER FACE WHILE SINGING JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. And that self-satisfied half-smirk somewhere near the end totally ruined whatever her voice was doing, for me.

Chris sounds like a goat. I felt kind of bad for him at the end where he was all, well, "nasally is a singing style :(" Aww. But. Nonetheless. He sounds like a goat. Looks a little like one, too. *ducks flying furniture*