not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
furiosity

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when i went away for doin' my first crime

So today at work the application I use to do pretty much everyting? Was down. I? Did not have a current copy of any fics in my gmail drafts. And so this resulted.

It's um. Harry Potter. For um. Er. Your cat. *facepalm*

WE CAN HAS BEGINNING?



MR DURSLEY GO TO WERK



MR DURSLEY SEEZ OTHA CAT



MR DURSLEY SEEZ LOTSA CATS LUKIN WIERD



MR DURSLEY D:



MR DURSLEY GO TO LUNCH AND HEARZ OTHA CATS TALKIN



BTW, MR DURSLEY WIFE HAS A SISTERCAT NAMED LILY CATTER!



MR DURSLEY GOEZ HOME AFTUR WERK N GETZ SCRITCHES OFFA RANDUM CAT



MR DURSLEY D:



AT HOME MR DURSLEYS KITTEN DUDLEY IZ CLEVAR



DURSLEYS R IN THIER HOUSE, WATCHIN THIER TV. TV CAT SEZ STRANGE THING



MR DURSLEY D:



POOR MR DURSLEY



MEANWAIL, OUTSYD DA HOUSE



ITS A DUMBLEDOAR!



PROFESUR MCGOOGLES IZ NOT IMPRESEDED



DUMBLEDOAR GIVEZ GOOD NEWZ



BUT MCGOOGLES IZ STILL NOT IMPRESEDED



DUMBLEDOAR GIVEZ MOAR GOOD NEWZ!



MCGOOGLES STILL A PARTY POOPER



DUMBLEDOAR SIGH



HAI ITS A HAGRID



BABYCAT HARRY CATTER!



MCGOOGLES IZ AL ABOUT DA DOOM AN GLOOM



SO DUMBLEDOAR SEZ



AN THEN THEY TALK BIG WERDS A LOT AND HAGRID HAS A EMO TEAR



AN THEN THEY GO OFF 2 CELIBATE!



POOR HARRYCAT ALL ALONE ON DOARSTEP



IN DA MORNIN MRS DURSLEY WAKEZ UP



STAY TUNAD 4 MOAR?


Poll #1012637 POTTERCATS

MOAR?

MOAR!
276(98.2%)
DO NOT WANT!
3(1.1%)
I HAS ANOTHA IDEA
2(0.7%)
Tags: crack, humour, pottercats
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