not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
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but it's too late to say you're sorry

Poll #1054177 LOL HAI IM BASILISK NICE 2 MEET U

Did Salazar Slytherin name his Basilisk pet?

You bet your fur.
112(61.9%)
Of course not. Salazar left such sentimentalities for Helga.
35(19.3%)
I... um... is this a TRICK QUESTION? :|
20(11.0%)
Something else; a shade of grey that surpasses the oppressive radio button.
14(7.7%)

What did Salazar name his Basilisk pet?

Salazar, duh.
2(1.1%)
Schnookums
10(5.6%)
Tinky Winky
4(2.2%)
Scorpius
12(6.7%)
Fluffy
2(1.1%)
SPARTACUS!!!
25(13.9%)
I have no idea, but it was probably something Deeply Symbolic.
46(25.6%)
I have no idea, but it was probably something exceedingly camp.
38(21.1%)
I would like to exercise my right to fill in the text box after this question. And I want my lawyer.
11(6.1%)
I told you, he totally did not name the thing. People don't name their guns, knives, and bazookas, do they? Oh, they do? Uh, well. Salazar didn't anyway.
30(16.7%)

What did Salazar name his Basilisk pet? (part 2: free-form)

Did Tom Riddle learn the Basilisk's name and use it?

Yeah! Totally. He wanted to be Salazar's homeboy, after all.
51(28.2%)
No; the Basilisk was shy and never told Tom its name.
42(23.2%)
Yes, he did learn it, but he renamed him to George. Or possibly Agnes.
39(21.5%)
THE SNAKE DID NOT HAVE A FREAKIN NAME, KINNEY DAMN IT!!!!
27(14.9%)
Some other option out of which I am being actively oppressed. :|
22(12.2%)

Ticky box?

TICKY BOX! :D
10(5.7%)
TICKY BOX! >:0!1
2(1.1%)
LLAMA!1
17(9.8%)
PLEASE PUT THE BASILISK DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. I REPEAT. PUT THE ABNORMALLY LARGE SNAKE DOWN AND LET THE CRACK GO.
32(18.4%)
BASILISK, SCHMASILISK. YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ABOUT SALAZAR'S PET GOAT. WHERE DO YOU THINK ABERFORTH GOT THE IDEA?
21(12.1%)

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Tags: crack, fandom:hp, meta:slytherin, poll
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