Responses to the character meme, part the last. I did these from the characters' POVs. :)
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(Lucius, Hitsugaya, Ginny, Draco, Blaise, Switch, Trinity, Dudley, Gollum, Hibari)
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(Urahara, Egwene, Molly, Lupin, Aizen, Lindsay, Lambo, Roland, Denethor)
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(Grimmjow, Boromir, Arya, Legolas, Jaime Lannister, Daenerys, Jon Snow, Debbie Novotny, Eowyn)
(d) five things that never happened to that character
(Brian Kinney, Moiraine, Renji, Hermione, Aviendha, Ben Bruckner, Justin Taylor, Luna, Emmett Honeycutt)
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why.
Five People Sirius Black Never Fell in Love with (HP)
1. Lily Evans: Because James would have killed me.
2. Narcissa Black: Because of my mother's not-so-secret plot to marry me off to her.
3. Harry Potter: Well. He looks a lot like James, which, yeah, okay. But he's my godson, not my best friend. I do have some morals, you know.
4. Severus Snape: Why? Why would anyone?
5. Albus Dumbledore: Just not into facial hair, I'm afraid. Plus, he's always scared me.
Five People Gokudera Hayato Never Fell in Love with (KHR)
1. Sawada Tsunayoshi: Are you suggesting I could ever think of the Tenth as a mere human? Die.
2. Sasagawa Kyoko: The Tenth's chosen woman? Are you joking?
3. Sasagawa Ryohei: I would have, just so I could become the Tenth's brother-in-law, but that lawn-head pisses me off too much.
4. Cavallone Dino: I don't think the Tenth would appreciate it if I gave Hibari another reason to bite me to death.
5. Yamamoto Takeshi: As if I'd fall in love with some baseball freak. Just because we're having sex doesn't mean I have to be in love with him. Keh.
Five People Kuchiki Byakuya Never Fell in Love with (Bleach)
1. Kuchiki Rukia: She isn't Hisana.
2. Matsumoto Rangiku: She drinks too much.
3. Aizen Sōsuke: He betrayed Soul Society.
4. Kurosaki Ichigo: He is a human.
5. Zaraki Kenpachi: This is getting ridiculous. I AM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR SOMEONE WORTHY, OKAY? BEGONE. >:|
Five People Harry Potter Never Fell in Love with (HP)
1. Luna Lovegood: Erm. Well. Luna's all right, but it's just not that kind of friendship.
2. Ron Weasley: He's my best mate; why the hell would I fall in love with him and risk ruining a good thing?
3. Hermione Granger: Aside from her being my best mate, my other best mate would be pretty pissed if this ever happened.
4. Severus Snape: What Sirius said.
5. Draco Malfoy: It isn't love; it's a curse.
Five People Narcissa Malfoy Never Fell in Love with (HP)
1. Bellatrix Black/Lestrange: She's too unpredictable. And we wouldn't be able to truly consummate the relationship in any case. The wizarding world needs pure-blood babies.
2. Sirius Black: He's bad-tempered, ill-mannered, and has poor taste in friends. And he's scruffy.
3. Severus Snape: As much as I hate to agree with Sirius on anything, I'll have to make an exception in this case.
4. Lord Voldemort: He was vile to Lucius.
5. Harry Potter: He's only a boy.
Five People Ron Weasley Never Fell in Love with (HP)
1. Ginny Weasley: Uh. What part of "she's my sister" is unclear to anyone?
2. Lavender Brown: >.> No comment.
3. Harry Potter: I don't swing that way. If Harry were Harriet, though, I'd hit that like the Hogwarts Express.
4. Luna Lovegood: She's so weird.
5. Draco Malfoy: Not into boys, mate. Especially not pasty-faced fairy-boys.
Whew! Remind me not to do this kind of meme again -- too much work! >.>