not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
furiosity

the sun sets in flames as the city burns

I was going through an old backup CD, hunting for a bit of Matrix dialogue I used to have recorded... and found a bunch of voice message ideas I'd swiped from various online places years ago. Now I have added some new ones and I cannot decide!

I've used the first three at various times over the past 10 years, to both the delight and horror of my callers. >.>

Please help me decide on a new voicemail message!

Poll #1315885 I can has new voicemail?
This poll is closed.

f's voicemail message should be:

Hi, you've reached f! I'm around, just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message after the tone, and if I don't call back -- it's you!
6(6.7%)
[annoyingly cheerful] Hi! f's answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. After the tone, please speak very slowly, and I will stick your message to myself with these little magnets.
21(23.6%)
You know what to do.
0(0.0%)
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't answer the phone right now.
3(3.4%)
This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, please think about your name, number, and reason for calling. Then I'll think about returning your call.
6(6.7%)
Hello?... Halló?.... Алло? もしもし? Well, if you're not going to say anything, at least leave a message.
2(2.2%)
[slowed-down recording] HI, THIS IS DEATH. I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
2(2.2%)
[computer-distorted voice] FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL. KEY-IN-DESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-NOW. THIS-TERMINAL-ALSO-ACCEPTS-VOICE-MESSAGES.
5(5.6%)
[thick Russian accent] Thank you for calling the KGB headquarters. After the tone, please leave a brief description of the secret you wish to sell. Don't worry about leaving your number. We'll find it.
44(49.4%)
Other, far more awesome message which I will share in comments.
0(0.0%)

TICKY BOX?

TICKY BOX! :D
7(9.2%)
TICKY BOX! >:0!1
1(1.3%)
LLAMA!1
9(11.8%)
THESE ARE EXCEEDINGLY UNPROFESSIONAL. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
4(5.3%)
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU GET THE CRACK. IF YOU WON'T DO THAT AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU KEEP IT.
15(19.7%)


Obligatory lolcat:
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