Everyone here at Evil Overlord Laboratories™ agrees that this will enable the internet to correctly distinguish, 100% of the time, between times when people actually die and times when people want to abandon their internet identity for arcane psychological reasons. Violators of this totally awesome new internet policy will be forced to watch David Hasselhoff frolic with Shar Pei puppies, denied cupcakes, and possibly crusherd.
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
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The group round tomorrow had better be more entertaining. >:|