not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
not your typical annihilatrix
furiosity

the magic f-ball!

Go on, ask the magic f-ball a question!

1. Yes/no questions only.
2. Allow approximately 24 hours for request processing.
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ETA: OMG COMMENTER WHOSE COMMENT I DELETED -- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I MEANT TO DELETE MY REPLY BECAUSE I MEANT TO POST IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. I AM SO SORRY :(((
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