apatheticNickOrNormund: >.>
Ryan: Simon, you are so brilliant. I love you. So much. So. Much. *sob*
Simon: Ryan, we're on television.
Groupsing: *will never be good, even if they use a semi-current song*
Ryan: Nick, what can we expect from you even if you don't go through?
NickOrNormund: I'm always looking for employment... :D
Ryan: Do you regret backtalking to Simon?
The Welder: Kind of...
Simon: Too bad, so sad.
Ryan: Redhead, c'mere.
f: FIRST? FIRST? D:
Ryan: Go stand over there. Pigtails, c'mere.
Pigtails: :S
Ryan: Now you go stand over there. Welder, you're next.
Welder: Eep.
Judges: It should be Redhead.
Ryan: It is Redhead!
f: THANK GOD. Heeeey, this is the first time I'm actually looking forward to the singing this season.
Ryan: Half-Sleeve Girl and Smiley, come on over here.
Half-Sleeve Girl: D:
Smiley: I'm really freakin nervous.
Ryan: Bartender Girl and Duelling Piano, c'mere.
Duelling Piano: I haven't done enough yet! PLEASE LET ME STAY.
Bartender Girl: I'm wearing the same shorts as yesterday. This is the only notable thing about me.
Ryan: One of you is going through. Who will it be, Paula?
Paula: Why the fuck are you asking me?
Ryan: What if I send Bartender Girl home?
f: Well, that wasn't predictable or anything.
Ryan: Duelling Piano, GTFO the stage. So, Kara, what do you think?
Kara: I don't know which one of you is through so I don't want to sound like an idiot. You're both awesomecakes.
Simon: Come on, one or the other?
Ryan: Oh, STFU, all of you. Smiley, you're going through.
f: :| Half-Sleeve Girl was robbed. WTF, America.
Brooke White: I'm back! Everyone, take my advice, don't Google yourself!
f: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO AWAY URGH. WHY MUST I LOOK AT YOU AGAIN. D: *turns away, mutes the TV*
Ryan: "....-- ....! .....?"
f: Oops. *unmutes TV*
Ryan: Thanks, f. Ahem. 5 people remaining. All five of you, come on up here.
f: Wow, they're not fucking around this year.
Ryan: Dat's wight, wabbit.
the recap: *is boring*
Ryan: *sends everyone but NickOrNormund and Emo Boy home*
NickOrNormund: Oh fuck.
Ryan: 'Oh fuck' is about right. Take it away, Emo Boy!
To sum up: Allison Iraheta, Kris Allen, and Adam Lambert are in the Top 12!
