Last Night's Recaps: *are every bit as painful as last night itself*
Emo Guitar Boy: I took their feedback with a grain of salt. I would change nothing about last night's performance. I have a killer voice. I'm so awesome.
f: Oh, fuck you, defiler of Meat Loaf. DIAF.
Enrique Iglesias: It's freezing in California.
f: Hehehe, oh n00b to life. Try Toronto one day.
Ju'Not: I had an asthma attack!
f: You poor thing. D:
Ryan: Lil Rounds, I'm just going to dispense with the bullshit -- you're in.
Lil: *sings even prettier tonight than last night*
Ryan: Half of you, stand up. One of you is through. Who will it be!
The Butcheress of Abba: Oh man, I really fucked up last night.
Ryan: Yeah, you did. Go home.
Taylor: I'm just anxious.
Ryan: Well, let me ease your anxieties. Go home! >:D
Geek Boy: I'd rather lose being myself than win being someone else! That's right, I'm adorable!
Ryan: Well, America does not like you just the way you are. :\ Texan Barbie and Blind Piano Dude, stand up.
f: Easiest choice ever!
Ryan: Right you are, f.
Blind Piano Dude: omg.
Ryan: Anti-Drama Llama and Emo Guitar Boy, stand up. Also, Simon, you are my screensaver. By the way, both of you are gone.
Emo Guitar Boy: Adda... wibba...
Ryan: Off you go, off you go. Felicia and Von, stand up. Both of you are also gone.
Ryan: It's all down to Ju'Not and Enrique! Who will it be? WHO WILL IT BE? AFTER THE BRE--
Ju'Not: *breaks Ryan's arm*
f: YAY! But... there are still 20 minutes of show left. Eh?
Ryan: That's because we're going to show you Noop Dogg! Behold Noop Dogg!
f: YAY NOOP DOGG!!!!!!
Ryan: So here are the people who might be coming back for a special wildcard round tomorrow night!
f: But... But... But... There are already 6 boys in the Top 12. That means that tomorrow they have to choose 3 girls to keep the traditional 6 boys, 6 girls format. :( Why must they tease us with Noop-Dogg when THERE CAN BE NO NOOP DOGG. *sob*
Judges: We want Von Smith, Jasmine Murray, Ricky Brady, Half-Sleeve Girl, Prom Queen, Duelling Piano, Pigtails, and NOOP DOGG to come back and sing again tomorrow!
(8:58:24 PM) Becca: has to be noop
(8:58:39 PM) Becca: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(8:58:42 PM) f: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(8:58:43 PM) Becca: SOOOOOO HAPPY
(8:58:52 PM) f: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAT INFG'
(8:58:53 PM) f: ER
(8:58:54 PM) f: OMFG
Yeah, but. Who's voting. :| U REALISE THIS MEANS PROM QUEEN IS POSSIBLY GOING TO BE IN THE FUCKING TOP 12. UGH.
But I'm actually pretty excited for tomorrow now. :D