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AI Season 8 - Wildcard Round

Ryan: Blah blah tenacity. Blah blah strength. Simon, I love you so much. This is American Idol!

Pigtails: Tell Me Something Good. Meow! Meoooow! Meoooooooooooooooooooow!
Judges: ... We need to like you. We really need to like you.

Duelling Piano: In my jaunty hat and scarf, I shall bleat Who's Loving You?
Judges: Well, we don't mind you... Damn it, the boys are supposed to suck tonight.

Half-Sleeve Girl: I will sing for you Black Horse and a Cherry Tree while doing the robot funky chicken this unique dance!
Judges: We really like this girl. Fuck you, America.
f: I really like her too! Put her through! Put her throuuuuuugh! >.>

Von Smith: I shall show you what I can do with Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word. And what I can do is sound like a tortured cat again!
Judges: Tortured. Cat.
f: THANK YOU.

Jasmine: I sure hope my rendition of Reflection will impress the judges! It's not like taking on Christina Aguilera is a stupid move or anything.
Judges: Well. It was MUCH better than last time! :D! :D!
f: Wow, they're really desperate to put more girls through. That SUCKED.

Smiley: I'm going to totally throw this competition with Superstitious.
Judges: Meh, whatever.
f: My favourite part was NOOP DOGG dancing.

Prom Queen: I am randomly speaking with an accent. And I'm singing Saving All My Love for You, because trying to be Whitney was what got me voted off the show. Wait... what?
Judges: Wow, you're really annoying. We need to put you through but you're making it REALLY hard for us...
f: GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING MAKE HER GO AWAY.

NOOP DOGG: I am awesome and I will sing My Prerogative while being really awesome and getting wilder applause than any of these jokers.
Judges: Yeah, you're pretty damn awesome.
f: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! *___________________* He makes me smile so happily. Please put him through. :(

Ryan: And the results are in.
Judges: It will be Jasmine Murray, Megan Joy Corkrey, and....
f: OMFG THEY CUT THE LAST GIRL. OMFG SO IT WILL BE A BOY. OMFG OMFG OMFG.
Judges: Matt Giraud... AND Anoop Desai, BITCHES! NOOP DOGG YEAH!

f: OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

IT'S GOING TO BE A TOP 13! WITH ANOOP! AND NO PROM QUEEN! W00T!!!!!!


ps. holy crap you guys, Avatar is AWESOME. *goes back to mainlining it*
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