Ryan: IT'S OVER
f: Shut up and tell me about the new rules.
Ryan: New rule this season! The Judges' Save. They can save one contestant from elimination. Just once. Once they've used it, they can't use it again. The week they use it, no one goes home. But the next week? Two people go home.
f: Awesome way to keep the losers from sobbing as they sing, 'cause they'll think they still have a chance.
The Idol Mansion: *is huge and makes everyone go :O but does not make up for the horror that is groupsing*
Michael: I can't dance, but it's awesome being in music videos! :D
Ford Video: *is unusually badass*
Ryan: Well, you'll get to be in more videos! You are safe. Allison, you too. Jasmine, come over here.
Jasmine: Um... does this mean I'm going home...
Ryan: Shut up and stand there. Matt, you're safe. Kris? Stand up and keep standing. Megan, you come over there and stand with Jasmine.
Megan: Oh, fuck.
Ryan: Jasmine, you are going home. Unless the judges save you. Now sing for your life.
Jasmine: *screams the song while smiling determinedly*
f: Okay, judges? PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR ONLY SAVE ON HER. SERIOUSLY. EW.
Randy: Don't worry, f. Jasmine is going home.
Kanye West: I can't see shit.
Ryan: Scott, you're safe. Alexis, you too. Danny, you too.
f: I'm kind of starting to dislike Danny. He's so smug-looking. :|
Ryan: Anoop...
NOOP DOGG: I'll just go stand in the middle of the stage without any prompting.
f: HOW IS HE SO ADORABLE. ;_;
Ryan: Adam, you're safe. Jorge? Stand up. Now stand there. Lil, you're safe. (Surprise!)
f: NOT NOOP DOGG. NOT NOOP DOGG. PLEASE LET HIM STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Ryan: ...after the break.
f: AUGH YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT TO BE LIKE THOSE MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS WHO CRIED ALL OVER YOUTUBE OVER DAVID ARCHULETA.
Kelly Clarkson: ...I'm back. My life would suck without you!
Ryan: Mine would suck without Simon.... wait... it sucks now... I'm so confused...
Simon: Ryan, we're on TV. >.>
f: Blah, blah, fanservicecakes. More importantly, Kelly's looking good. :D
Ryan: Back to the results. Anoop, you are safe.
(9:56:09 PM) f: YAY
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(9:56:19 PM) f: YAY
(9:56:19 PM) Becca: OMFG SO HAPPY
(9:56:21 PM) f: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ryan: But will you save Jorge?
Simon: No.
WHEW ANOOP IS SAFE AND I AM HAPPY. :DDDD