What the fuck is wrong with you today? Go back to driving school and get off the roads. I command it.
P.S. Asshole in the green Toyota junker with a "baby on board" sticker? I hope your baby grows up to be an ungrateful little schmuck who sticks you in a home and forgets all about you. When you're FIFTY. Also, fuck you with a rusty saw. Fuck you right in the ear.
Also, aside from driving fail, there were a number of weird things happening to people all over the place today -- both on my flist and at work. I was just about to thank providence for sparing me, but... I forgot Ichigo at home today (charging) and came back to a voicemail from not one but two exes I haven't talked to in years. IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
If anyone needs me, I'll be on my bike, watching the BSG Season 2 finale (yes, both episodes. It turns out I can do 80+ minutes on the bike without so much as running out of breath. :DDDDD).