Simon: Oh dear.
Danny: I was born in 1980, so I will sing Stand By Me. In a munchkin voice.
Judges: WE LOVE YOU!
f: I actually thought he was off his game tonight. Majorly. And the smugness is back, ugh.
Kris: omg people love Adam more than me ;_; Ahem. I was born in 1985. I shall sing All She Wants to Do Is Dance while impersonating Matt from last week!
f: I barely paid attention to him; he bores me too much. Instead, I deliberated getting another tattoo.
Ryan: Simon, your critique of Kris was boring and predictable.
Simon: Why don't you come down here and say that again?
Ryan: Oh, stop it, hottie.
f: *IS NOT MAKING THAT LAST PART UP*
Lil: I am a 1984 baby. I have caved in to the judges and I'm singing the very predictable What's Love Got to Do With It. Unfortunately, I can't walk in heels, so I'm going to kind of hobble instead of dancing.
Judges: Why didn't you do something different this time?
f: I FUCKING GIVE UP. DAMNED IF SHE DOES, DAMN IF SHE DOESN'T. UGH. JUDGES.
NOOP DOGG: I was cute when I was a puppy, too! I mean. Baby. Cough. 1986 is my birth year, and I have chosen to sing True Colours.
Judges: ...damn. That was really good, dawg.
f: ♥__________♥ I LOVE NOOP DOGGGGGGGGGGGG :D
Scott: I was born in 1985. This week, I have a guitar instead of a piano! And I'm singing
Judges: Um, honey, you're not David Cook. Stop trying.
f: He was off-key for half the freakin song!
Allison: 1992. Yep. That's the year I was born. And I will sing I Can't Make You Love Me
Judges: We already love you!
f: Kinney on a stick, I bought my first pack of smokes that year. ;_; IN OTHER NEWS, ALLISON IS AMAZING. >.>
Matt: Like Scott, I was born in 1985. Unlike Scott, I have a jaunty hat and sex appeal. Part Time Lover is the song I picked, and it is awesome.
Judges: HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
f: OK, that totally won me over.
Adam: I was born in 1982 and I loved playing dress-up! I'm sure you are all surprised. I'm singing Mad World and...
f: He just. Can do no wrong. Seriously. Wow. WOW. *_*