Simon: You're not funny, Ryan.
Randy: Overall, last night, I was a bit disappointed.
Kara: The competition is unpredictable this year. I say this as someone who's been a judge for many years!
Paula: I have a picture from my and Simon's childhood.
Ryan: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.
Frankie Avalon: My Venus was at the top of the charts the year Simon was born, by the way.
Ryan: I brought him here for you, Simon. FOR YOU. *sob* And you... *snif* IN RETURN I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE TURNING FIFTY THIS YEAR.
Groupsing: *murders Kylie Minogue*
NOOP DOGG: I don't like glitter. >.>
Adam: I do. :D
Ryan: So what did you think of Simon's standing ovation last night, Adam?
Adam: I am so flattered. ;_;
Ryan: We have the mayor of Kalamazoo, here, btw.
Matt: The mayor is like my best friend.
Ryan: So... Adam?
Adam: Yeah? >.>
Ryan: You're safe, as is Kris. NOOP DOGG, however, is in the bottom 3.
f: NOOOO :( HE DID SO WELL LAST NIGHT UGH AMERICA ;_;
Flo Rida: Yo.
Ryan: ...I gotta go to the gym. >.> So, uh, MOVING ON. Danny? You're safe. :D Matt, you too. Scott, however, is in the bottom 3.
Scott: It wasn't that bad.
Ryan: Just keep telling yourself that. Lil, you're in the bottom 3, so head over there.
Kelly Pickler: I am attempting to look and sound like Carrie Underwood. Is it working?
Audience: Not really.
Ryan: I'm going to send one person back to safety. And that person is Anoop--
Ryan: ...stay where you are. Lil, you're safe.
f: MEAN DDDDDD:
Ryan: The person with the lowest number of votes... is.... Scott.
f: OH THANK GOD.
Scott: I sound about ten billion times better without the silly punk wannabe outfit and the guitar!
Judges: We're split right down the middle. Two of us think you should stay, and two think you should go.
Ryan: Oh dear.
Simon: Oh fuck this. Scott, you're going home.
No surprises there. But ugh NOOP DOGG has to stop ending up in the bottom 3. >.>