Quentin Tarantino: And this is American Idol!
f: Where's the bloooooooooooooooooood.
Simon: Sadly, I'm not going to judge every contestant today because Paula and Kara talk too much.
Tarantino Medley: *plays to Battle Without Honour or Humanity*
Quentin Tarantino: I like criticising people! I also like staring at the camera. *stares*
Allison: I will
Simon & Paula: OMFG YOU ARE SO BRILLIANT!
f: The judges are on crack. It was not that good. >.>
NOOP DOGG: Everything I Do (I Do It for You) doesn't sound the same when Quentin Tarantino growls it at me. I can't growl like Quentin. ;_;
Randy & Kara: Wow, that was really great! Your good twin™ is out to play this week!
f: OMG I AGREE THAT WAS AMAZING NOOP DOGG IS SO AMAZING *____________*
Adam: I am singing Born to be Wild. Also, Quentin Tarantino likes me.
Paula: *bows and worships*
Simon: Your vocals are amazing, but that was too Rocky Horror.
f: Blah blah, Simon, ur jus jellus. >.> OMFG OMFG OMFG. He already is a rock star; there is just. Nothing. No words. At all. OMFG OMFG OMFG.
Matt: Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman is the song I chose and I really hope to achieve an emotional connection.
Randy & Kara: Ehhhh.
f: Okay... I liked it? But it was a piano bar performance, no more. There was just no oomph to it. :\
Danny: I bought a guitar and lost my glasses to sing Endless Love.
Paula: You grab us at the beginning, you wow us in the middle, and you slay us at the end.
Simon: You're a great singer, but your actual performance was a C-.
f: I am sorry, Danny fans, but he irritates me. So much. >.> And I did not think he sang all that well, either. >.>
Kris: I am singing Falling Slowly, and Quentin thinks I'm awesome for picking it. :D?
Randy & Kara: Blah blah blah great blah blah best ever blah blah
f: Eh? What? Sorry, I fell asleep. >.>
Lil: Quentin Tarantino said he was a fan of mine! omg! :D I will sing The Rose and remind you all why I am in this competition.
Paula: You're awesome.
Simon: Wrong song.
f: That was very pretty, and Lil looked fantastic tonight. <3
The irony of tonight was that Simon did more talking than the other judges combined. So much for "Paula and Kara talk too much". XD
In unrelated news, I have dusted off my Twitter account (I know, I know! It's only been dead for like two years >.>) and it is here. Also, I can has dreamwidth! (not 100% sure what I'm going to do with it yet -- I definitely intend to use it, but not merely to crosspost).