In other news, I have had a lot of rage lately. Which is normal for me after winter weather finally departs, but it's annoying to walk around getting pissed off at every little thing, and I have decided I would like to channel my rage at least somewhat constructively. Therefore:
MEME TO THE EXTREME.
0001 - Give me one (1) topic to rant about. One. More than one, and I'll ignore you.
0010 - Don't give me dumb topics like "red paper clips"*.
0011 - I mean that about just one (1) topic.
0100 - Don't expect me to take "your" side -- e.g. if you ask me to rant about "ficcers", I very likely will not rant about how the poor ficcers have it sooooooooo hard, omg.
0101 - Corollary: don't ask for it unless you're sure you can take it.
0110 - Limit one per customer.
0111 - I will write a rant (length variable) about your topic and post it.
1000 - It will be fantastic.
* Basically, if it isn't the sort of thing anyone would rant about, don't suggest it. Or suggest it, if you don't mind me ignoring you. And if you are special and know people who would rant about red paper clips, please accept my sincere condolences.