Slash: Yeah, I never thought I'd be here either. >.>
Adam: Tonight I'm singing Whole Lotta Love. While looking like a rockstar. And sticking to the lower register like Slash told me.
Judges: You're a rock God.
f: Holy crap. *jawfloor*
Allison: Adam took me to his hairdresser's and Slash thinks I've got swagger! OMG I'm so excited!1 Oh, right. I'm singing Cry Baby.
Judges: We are ambivalent about you.
f: Poor girl. They're out to get her. :| I liked her a lot tonight -- yeah, it was a bit one-trick-pony-ish, but she deserved more props.
Kris and Danny: We're going to sing Renegade and sound completely out of our element.
Judges: It was... united.
f: Eurgh. Well, at least it served as an excellent demonstration of how Danny is the weakest link. He was SCREAMING. Simon's on crack.
Kris: I'm singing Come Together and HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT SLASH LENT ME HIS GUITAR I NEARLY PEED MY PANTS. >.>
Judges: Stick to soft rock, please.
f: I approve of Kris tonight! That was pretty cool. I'm pretty sure the judges are being obnoxious to him on purpose while undeservedly praising Danny, to make all the Kris fangirls tear up the lines and push Danny out.
Danny: And for my next act, I shall perform Dream On--
f: OH NO YOU FUCKING WON'T YOU SMARMY GIT. UGH NOBODY TOUCHES THAT SONG. I HATE YOU FOREVER.
Judges: ...A for effort.
f: DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT. THAT WAS HORRIBLE. SO HORRIBLE UGH UGH UGH MAKE HIM GO AWAY.
Kara: You should have done early Aerosmith. Like Cryin'. Or Crazy.
f: Dear Kara DioGuardi, Cryin' and Crazy are NOT ~early~ Aerosmith, you dumbass. Dream On is.
Simon: Oh yeah, Danny? I think you're gonna be safe tonight! :D
f: Ha. That confirms it. They want him out. If that doesn't make the Kris fans break Idol's phonelines, nothing will.
Adam and Allison: *make it all better with Slow Ride*
f: See, that's how. That's how you do it right there.
Judges: Rock God. Rock Goddess.