Groupsing: *does not suck, but only because Slash is on the guitar*
f: UGH I'm so excited for Slash's solo album.
Adam and Allison: *steal the groupsing for a glorious 30 seconds*
f: UGH I really really want Adam and Allison to be the top 2 because that will mean they'll sing together again. *_*
Smarmball: I'm usually asleep on the stage on Wednesdays.
f: Yeah, because you're SO SURE you'll go through, asshole.
Kris: I... uh... adda... wibba...
Adam: I love rock and roll. And my outfit from last night. :">
Ryan: So, Smarmball. What about that screech?
Smarmball: My own aunt muted the tv last night. It was probably the funniest thing in the world! >.>
f: Oh. Might he not be a complete douchemuffin after all?
Smarmball: Oh yeah, my name's totally a household one now. That scream's gonna be in movies soon.
f: Okay, no, still a douche.
Allison: So when I was mouthy last night? Simon was totally asking for it. >:D
Paula Abdul: Oh wow, I'm on the stage. Huh, this is weird. I'm just here for the music! :D
f: Damn, she looks good.
No Doubt: We're going to inexplicably perform our breakout hit.
Gwen Stefani: I'm going to inexplicably do push-ups!
f: I was kinda hoping Ryan would ask Gwen what she thought of Allison's rendition of Don't Speak. >.>
Hometown Hero Recap: *is super inspirational and shit*
f: Wait, was that Syesha? Hee.
Ryan: This could be you, Top 4! Now I will slowly recap last night for you all. Slowly. Very slowly.
Ryan: Kris, you're safe!
f: OMG PLEASE LET THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS.
Chris Daughtry: Unlike what's her face, I am not a sore loser. In fact, I'm going to debut our band's newest single right here! :D
Ryan: Okay, I have your results. Honest. The second person in the top 3 is Adam!
f: Of course he is! COME ON.
Ryan: And the loser is... Allison.
f: FUCK YOU, AMERICA. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE EAR.