Ryan: No, our desk is actually going to be in the Smithsonian. American history, man. American history. In other news, IT'S OVER 88 MILLION!
Alicia Keys: Save the children plzkthx.
Boy Named Noah: *jumps around the stage singing The World's Greatest and is just about the most adorable thing in the world*
Ryan: All right, results time. Smarmbag, come on up on stage. Let's look at your trip home to Milwaukee.
Smarmbag: I met up with my BFF back home, see? I have one friend. Also there was a parade in my honour and it was AWESOME. Because I'm awesome.
Ryan: Well, I'm not telling you if America thinks so too. Yet. Kris, c'mere.
Kris: O hai. I went home to Conway and half the town turned out! Also, did you know I made the 2009 AfterElton Hot 100? It's true. I'm #98. >.>
Ryan: Ok, ok, that's enough excitement for you. Go and sit on the couch now.
Jordin Sparks: O hai. Have my new single! :D
f: She looks really good. She also looks like she's aged 8 years instead of two. :\
f: Is it can be Adam tiemz nao?
Ryan: Okay, okay. You can has Adam.
f: AND NOOP DOGG! IN THE AUDIENCE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :D
Adam: I'm #16 on the 2009 AfterElton Hot 100. Apparently this makes me hotter than Brad Pitt. Who knew? >.>
Ryan: San Diego loves you!
Adam: I love San Diego! Even the creepy old ladies. >.>
f: Dear Kinney, he is just so classy and a total pro and a complete and utter star. T_T
Katy Perry: I woke up in Vegas and kissed a girl. And I think I might've liked it but it's all a bit fuzzy. My eyes are still bulging, see? That's what you get for waking up in Vegas! :D
f: Notice how Smarmbag has not made the Hot 100. Well, maybe he would have, if it went from -100 to -50. And even then, I'm not sure!
Katy Perry: Hey, I'm still over here?
f: Blah blah blah. You were wearing Adam's name on your weird cloak thingy before you took it off, so clearly Adam is relevant to your interests.
Katy Perry: Smarmbag isn't!
f: Fair point. >.>
Smarmbag: I can't stop whining about wanting the results. GIMME THE RESUUUUULTS. GIMME GIMME GIMME.
Ryan: Go home, Smarmbag. >:D
ALSO OMFG BLEACH 357 OUT EARLY OMG MORE ON THAT TOMORROW. :D