If you're infosec-savvy, this post will make you curse and mutter under your breath, because it is filled with oversimplifications. These are deliberate, because this post is not for you; you don't need it. :P This post is intended for people who have a vague, passing, or very casual acquaintance with keeping your digital shit secure.
Also, you guys are going to kill me, but I'm totally flaking on the rant meme. I just don't have any rage left! I tried. Comments are off here because this is a DW-pointer, but please take the poll below to tell me what I should to to atone for this sin.
To make up for her flakiest flakiness that ever flaked, f should: