After making it through more than just the first 3 pages of the Twilight book, I would like to note for the record that I do not understand how any intelligent human being of the female persuasion could possibly enjoy any aspect of this series aside from the obvious -- and enormous -- LOL BADFIC factor. But I've never been one to enjoy badfic for its sheer craptaculousness, so I can't take any more, and I also will never understand why anyone would pay actual cash to read this dreck.
HERE, HAVE SOME ***FREE*** CRAPPY FANFICTION, OKAY! :D
Title:~*~The Gloaming!1~*~ Author: furiosity Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: JKR and SMeyer own. I only play. You do not sue. Length: 2700/5000 Continued from: Part 1