• Mood: FUCK YEAH NO WORK TILL THE 4TH
• Music: South Park cast - Christmas Time in Hell

~*~holidays~*~

[N and S are the first initials of two of my friends]

N: So why does my card say Happy Holidays but S's card says Merry Christmas?
f: ...You're Jewish, N.
N: *waves impatient hand* I know that, duh. But why can't people wish me a merry holiday? Why must mine be merely happy? I want a merry one! >:O
f: ...

And so, dear flist, dear internets, and anyone not on the internet who is somehow reading this anyway, I wish you all a/an 1337, A+, A-1, aces, advantageous, agreeable, amazing, astounding, auspicious, awesome, badass, beautiful, best, bitchin', blessed, blissful, blithesome, bright, brilliant, bubbly, buoyant, capital, carefree, cheerful, cheery, chim, chipper, chirpy, choice, clean, cool, content, convivial, copacetic, cosy, cracking, crazy, crescent fresh, crunk, dandy, delightful, dialled, distinctive, distinguished, divine, dope, dynamite, ebullient, effervescent, eminent, enjoyable, entertaining, estimable, exalted, excellent, exceptional, exciting, exemplary, exhilarating, exquisite, extraordinary, EXTREME, exultant, fabulous, fantastic, far out, favourable, feature-rich, festal, festive, fetch, fierce, fine, first-class, first-rate, fizzy, flash, flossy, fly, fresh, frolicsome, gangsta, gay, gleeful, glorious, gnarly, golden, good, Good and Right, grand, gratifying, great, groovy, halcyon, happenin', happy, harmonious, heavenly, hellacious, high-spirited, hot, illmatic, impressive, incomparable, incredible, insanely great, invaluable, jocund, jolly, jovial, joyful, joyous, jubilant, keen, kewl, kickass, kickin', larking, legendary, live, magical, magnificent, majestic, marvellous, massive, mellow, merry, mind-blowing, miraculous, mirthful, monumental, neat, nice, nifty, notable, noteworthy, off-the-chain, off-the-heezy, off-the-hook, opportune, out-of-this-world, outstanding, peaceful, peachy, peerless, perfect, phat, phenomenal, pimpin', pleasant, pleasing, positive, premium, prime, primo, prominent, propitious, quality, radical, remarkable, resplendent, righteous, rollin', satisfactory, select, sensational, serene, significant, singular, sharp, shining, shiny, slammin', slick, solid, sparkling, special, spectacular, spiffy, splendid, staggering, stellar, sterling, stunning, stupendous, stylin', super, superb, superior, superlative, supreme, sweet, swell, terrific, tight, tiptop, titanic, top-notch, tranquil, transcendent, tremendous, triumphant, unparalleled, upbeat, uplifting, wicked, winning, wonderful, wondrous, world-class, worthy, zero cool holiday! ♥♠