N: So why does my card say Happy Holidays but S's card says Merry Christmas?
f: ...You're Jewish, N.
N: *waves impatient hand* I know that, duh. But why can't people wish me a merry holiday? Why must mine be merely happy? I want a merry one! >:O
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