The trope meme! These are apparently fanfic tropes common to all fandoms, and you're supposed to go through the list and check off tropes you've written, so:
Bodyswap: No, but I want to. >:D
Huddling together for warmth: Yes.
Undercover in a gay bar: No.
Pretending to be married: No.
Secretly a virgin: No.
Amnesia: Yes, lots. :D
Forced to share a bed: Kind of?
Aliens made them do it: No.
Mistakenly assumed to be gay: No.
Let's play truth or dare: Yes, sort of -- it's never actually Truth or Dare, but I have used the party game trope more than once.
Mary Sue fic: As crack, yes.
Curtain fic: No.
Apocalypse fic: Yes.
Someone has a baby: No.
Telepathic soulbonding: No.
Werewolves mate for life: No.
Hmm. *looks at list, strokes chin* >.> *flees*