f: I hate you already.
Feather Eyes: In ten years' time, I see myself doing everything, ever!
Judges: Good luck with that.
Kara and Kristin: *are BFFs*
Ryan: I just had to be censored, that's how annoying they are.
Contestants: Uh, we're over here?
Devoted Dad: I'm an awesome person.
Judges: You're through to Hollywood!
f: OK, he wasn't bad but he was worse than a few of the people they didn't let through before, so meh. I have a feeling he'll be this year's Sarver.
Bunch of Contestants: *beg and plead, are rejected*
Not!Risk Taker: I'm actually pretty awesome at singing.
Judges: Yeah, you actually really are.
Not!Risk Taker: Maybe I should take more risks.
Hot Girl, Red Shirt: Part of my face is paralysed, but that doesn't stop me from sounding pretty good!
Judges: We'll now pretend like your mild facial deformity will be no big deal in Hollywood!
f: Sometimes I hate how faily this show is. >:(
Blake Lewis Mark 2: CHIKA-CHIKA-BOW-WOW BOOF BOOF BOOF!
Judges: You beatbox really well...
Blake Lewis Mark 2: I can sing too!
Kara: Just let the boy through, now, Randy.
f: I like this guy! :D :D And for once Kara spoke sense! >.>
Taught by Male Entertainers: *does a split and rips his jeans*
Simon: Just go right through to Hollywood and please don't move any more.
Randy: Go get some new pants too.
f: They just basically let a guy through for taking his clothes off.
Hair Salon Sisters: We're trying out together! And we're really obnoxious!
Kara: Are you from Jersey?
Stoner Dude: I'm really creepy and have a voice like a cheap handsaw.
Kara: Or a lawnmower.
Stoner Dude: C'mon guys, I'm trippin' here. I'm also singing Amazing Grace while pretending to rap. It's pretty freaky.
Stoner Dude: I CAN'T LEAVE. I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM LEAD ME AWAY AND HANDCUFF ME.
f: Oh, please. They paid him for that.
Jailhouse Cowboy: I was a very adventurous kid! I committed robbery and spent four years in jail! I feel bad about it now, though. D:
Judges: Wow, we really like you. And here we thought we were going to let you through as a humanitarian gesture.
f: I kind of like him too.
TEDIOUS AUDITIONS ARE TEDIOUS~ And ew, gross, Katy Perry is one of the guest judges next week. D: