not your typical annihilatrix (furiosity) wrote,
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American Idol Season 9: Best of the Worst

General Larry Platt: Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground!
Rest of America: Looking like a fool witcher pants on the ground! :D

Glasses: I'll sing a song cowritten by Simon! Not to suck up or anything.
Simon: Well, it's a beautiful song...

Ryan: The road to Hollywood is paved with attention-seekers.
f: You can say that again.

Tan Lines + Tattoo: I can impersonate Britney Spears and talk with my mouth closed!
f: Now there's a talent.
Simon: *makes fun of her theatre background*
f: They're really desperate for another Prom Queen, aren't they?

Series of Fake-Outs: *are unimpressive*

Platoon of Re-Auditioners: *are unmemorable, apparently*

Hairspray Girl: Seven is my lucky number! I've used up seven cans of hairspray! Posh is a beautiful creature. This is my seventh time trying out!
Simon: You have a horrible voice. No number of trying again is going to fix this.

Ten Billion 16-Year-Olds: *do not suck*

Blondzilla: I'm a 6'8" swimmer. I am a beautiful man-flower.
Judges: Did you eat a twelve-year-old boy before coming here?

Musclezilla: I'm a personal trainer! :D
Judges: You're like a singing teddy bear.

Hippy Dress #982389298: I'm trying out in memory of my BFF who died 4 years ago.
Judges: We like you!
f: Holy crap, I really liked her too! Despite hippyness.

White Necklace Dude: My aunt took me in so I wouldn't be taken away from my biological parents by Social Services. I call her Mom now!
f: I wonder what his biological mom feels about that. o.O;;

Narcotics Anonymous: I have a really good heart. I want to recycle and help kids in Africa. This makes me star material.
Judges: No.
f: You sang Katy Perry. That automagically disqualifies you. Ew. Grossest.

Polka Dot Skirt: I have seven siblings and we were really poor once!
Judges: We like you. You're cute.

FINALLY IT'S OVER. NEXT WEEK IT'S HOLLYWOOD TIEMZ AND ELLEN! I KIND OF HEART ELLEN, OKAY. >.>
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