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American Idol Season 9: Hollywood Week

Ellen: Put some shoes on. Hollywood's a filthy town.
Ryan: So what's your judging strategy?
Ellen: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Judges: We like Katie Stevens.
Skiiboski: I PROWL FOR YOU.
Ellen: You frighten me.

Simon: I hate you all.
Ellen: I hate you all as well, but I can make you like it.

Andrew Garcia: Have an acoustic-guitar version of Paula Abdul's Straight Up.
Judges: Holy shit you're good!

Vanessa Wolfe: Guess what? I rode on an aeroplane! But I don't know how to use a mic.
Ellen: This just isn't gonna work out for ya.

Bunch of people: *suck really bad and go home*
f: I liked that Janelle or Janelle or whatever her name was, though!

Haeley Vaughn: I'm still awesome.
Mary Powers: Here's hoping I won't be a one-trick pony.

Simon: Oh, remember not to forget the lyrics, k.

Lilly Scott: I sound even better with my guitar.
f: Is that a wig or a really bad dye job?

Michael Lynche: My wife's giving birth right now, and that makes me the next American Idol.
f: ...

Tim Urban: I'm now going to butcher David Cook's song!
Justin Williams: I'm kinda creepy, tbh.
Judges: We'll just let the Cook imitator through and call it a day's work, mk.

Maddy Curtis: I'm not so good on a big stage... D:
Casey James: I sound about eight billion times better with my guitar.
Judges: Yeah, pretty much.

Didi Benami: I'll sing a song Kara wrote and play guitar~
Crystal Bowersox: I got a new tattoo of my son's name. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN~!
Judges: O hey we like em both.
f: Oh that was not predictable or anything...

Ahaha, group round tomorrow. XD
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