(ETA: Damn it, I just realised that the third question does not explicitly take into account anyone who is hearing-impaired, aside from "other", which is a pretty horrible option to have to choose in this sense. If that's you, I am very sorry for excluding you. It was wrong not to consider you to begin with and I will try to do better.)
Have you ever apologised to an inanimate object for any reason?
If you had no other choices, you would prefer:
When it comes to visual media (film, anime, etc) originally in a language other than one you speak or understand, you prefer:
TICKY BOX! :D
TICKY BOX! >:0!
I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE. ATTACK SHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION. I WATCHED C-BEAMS GLITTER IN THE DARK NEAR THE TANNHAUSER GATE. ALL THOSE MOMENTS WILL BE LOST IN TIME, LIKE TEARS IN RAIN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DO YOU WISH ME A GOOD MORNING, OR MEAN THAT IT IS A GOOD MORNING WHETHER I WANT IT OR NOT; OR THAT YOU FEEL GOOD ON THIS MORNING OR THAT IT IS A MORNING TO BE GOOD ON?
Also, the first poll question from two weeks ago? "Humans only use 10% of their brain" is a MYTH, y'all. No, seriously. Don't believe anyone who tells you it's true, because IT IS NOT. D:!