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question

Hey, Russian speakers -- how would you translate "я хуею без баяна" into English while preserving the meaning as much as possible?

[feel free to pass the question on if you aren't a Russian speaker but know someone who is -- native ability is not necessary, but high proficiency is good since this is a very slangy phrase that the average person won't encounter in most literature.]

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