enraged[Posting now since it'll be 2011 somewhere in the world in less than 3 hours, and I'll be in kitchen elf-mode for most of the day after I wake up. :D]
Was 2010 a better year for you than 2009 had been?
Yes.
43(45.7%)
No.
35(37.2%)
Something else.
16(17.0%)
Are you making any New Year's resolutions for 2011?
Yes, just like you do every year.
15(15.8%)
You usually don't, but you are this year.
12(12.6%)
You usually do, but not this year.
6(6.3%)
You don't usually make New Year's resolutions, so no.
56(58.9%)
Something else.
6(6.3%)
Where will you be when the countdown ends tonight?
At home.
57(60.0%)
Not at home.
33(34.7%)
Something else.
5(5.3%)
What's your main poison tonight?
Champagne!
16(17.2%)
Other wine!
9(9.7%)
Beer!
4(4.3%)
Straight-up hard liquor!
3(3.2%)
Mixed drinks!
16(17.2%)
Something nonalcoholic!
34(36.6%)
Something else!
11(11.8%)
Are you planning to do something in 2011 that you've never done before?
Yes.
52(54.7%)
No.
8(8.4%)
You're not sure yet.
35(36.8%)
Something else.
0(0.0%)
Do you hold to the "you''ll spend the new year as you greet it" superstition?
Yes, quite a bit.
4(4.2%)
Somewhat; more or less.
8(8.4%)
Very little.
10(10.5%)
Not at all.
45(47.4%)
You've never heard of this superstition.
27(28.4%)
Something else.
1(1.1%)
Ticky box?
TICKY BOX! :D
31(6.8%)
TICKY BOX! >:0!1
20(4.4%)
LLAMA!
42(9.2%)
DEAR 2010, I HOPE THE DOOR GETS YOUR SORRY ARSE HARD ON YOUR WAY OUT.
39(8.5%)
DEAR 2011, IF YOU FAIL ME, I WILL CUT YOU.
52(11.4%)
DEAR EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE MY 2010 BETTER: THANK YOU.
65(14.2%)
DEAR EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE MY 2010 WORSE: FUCK YOU.
48(10.5%)
DEAR EVERYONE WHOSE 2010 I MADE BETTER IN ANY WAY: I'M GLAD THAT I COULD.
54(11.8%)
DEAR EVERYONE WHOSE 2010 I MADE WORSE IN ANY WAY: SORRY. YOUR 'FUCK YOU' IS WELL DESERVED.
39(8.5%)
DEAR EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE: HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU BASTARDS.
68(14.8%)
And for an added touch of my usual charm and class, I offer you all:
♥♥♥ SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, AND PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
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