pessimisticWho does your taxes?
You, on paper, like a boss.
4(5.5%)
You, using a spreadsheet you've put together for this purpose.
1(1.4%)
You, using a spreadsheet someone else has put together for you (for free).
0(0.0%)
You, using a spreadsheet someone else has put together for you (for a fee).
0(0.0%)
You, using a computer program designed for this purpose (that you got for free).
17(23.3%)
You, using a computer program designed for this purpose (that you paid for).
14(19.2%)
A relative/friend/acquaintance (for free).
9(12.3%)
A relative/friend/acquaintance (for a fee).
0(0.0%)
A person or company you pay for that specific purpose.
14(19.2%)
You are not required to pay taxes.
4(5.5%)
Something else.
10(13.7%)
You are reading a work of fiction and one of the characters, during a serious/dramatic/emotionally charged scene, exclaims, "Good-bye, cruel world!" (this is a sincere emotional reaction and is not intended by the author to be in any way ironic). You:
Laugh, snicker, or roll your eyes (or some/all of these) and are thrown out of the scene.
58(76.3%)
Are put off by the phrase choice but go along with it for the story's sake.
12(15.8%)
Have no idea why using that phrase non-ironically would present any problems
1(1.3%)
Throw the book at the nearest immobile object of considerable size and get online to craft a scathing blog post on clichƩs and how you hate them.
3(3.9%)
Something else.
2(2.6%)
How well do you understand what's happening with Greece's economy right now?
Perfectly
0(0.0%)
Mostly
14(18.4%)
Moderately
20(26.3%)
Marginally
11(14.5%)
Vaguely
20(26.3%)
Not at all
6(7.9%)
You weren't aware anything was happening in the first place
5(6.6%)
Something else
0(0.0%)
Ticky box?
TICKY BOX! :D
36(21.8%)
TICKY BOX! >:0!
18(10.9%)
LLAMA!1
39(23.6%)
THE PHRASE "ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY [DO SOMETHING]" HAS BEEN SIMILARLY RUINED FOR ME
34(20.6%)
WHENEVER I TRY TO EDUCATE MYSELF ON THINGS RELATED TO ECONOMICS I GET A SERIOUS CASE OF MONKEY-HEAD-SCRATCH.
38(23.0%)
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