Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Light R
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Warning: Not sure if serious or crackfic. What epilogue?
Summary: Vaguely annotated excerpts from Rita Skeeter's best-selling totally fictional book, Fast Times at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Featuring a shift in perspective, Draco in cosplay, the relativity of misanthropy, and ruminations on the topic of kissing one's enemy.
Length: ~3300 words
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month. Also for zahavah because I promised and sodamnquirky because of reasons. This is a songfic to Fall Out Boy's Thnks fr th Mmrs and I am 9000% not sorry.
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