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Build-a-Draco

laurelwood had Build-a-Snape, I bring you Build-a-Draco. With ticky boxes.


Poll #456299 Build-a-Draco

1. Physique

Pointy and angular
29(31.2%)
Seemingly pointy and angular, but Quidditch-toned
52(55.9%)
Bodybuilder
0(0.0%)
Average-looking
3(3.2%)
Feminine
9(9.7%)

2. His Accessories

Wizard's robes
6(6.5%)
Leather trousers
3(3.2%)
Silver cufflinks
1(1.1%)
Green-and-silver tie
11(11.8%)
"POTTER STINKS" badge
2(2.2%)

3. His Bits

Average
48(51.6%)
Worthy of a sex god
13(14.0%)
Nothing to write home about
13(14.0%)
The snake is Slytherin's symbol for a reason
19(20.4%)
Girl-bits, becoz he's really a girl
0(0.0%)

4. His Sexual History

Pansy let him touch her boobs once
32(34.4%)
He's shagged all the girls and most of the boys at Hogwarts
9(9.7%)
He's been secretly shagging Blaise (Theodore, Crabbe, Goyle, Flint, Montague, etc...) since fourth year
7(7.5%)
Wanking off to thoughts of beating Potter at Quidditch
43(46.2%)
Malfoycest
2(2.2%)

5. His Sexual Prowess

Completely inexperienced
7(7.5%)
Sex-godly
11(11.8%)
Well-versed in the theory, not so much in the practice
63(67.7%)
Two words: premature ejaculation
7(7.5%)
Shags anything that walks
5(5.4%)

6. His Private Quarters

A dormitory with four-poster beds, trunks, and no windows.
50(54.3%)
The Prefect's Suite with private bathroom and walk-in wardrobe.
27(29.3%)
A room he shares with just Blaise (Theodore, Crabbe, Goyle, Flint, Montague, etc...).
4(4.3%)
A room of his own with lots of books and Dark Arts paraphernalia.
11(12.0%)

7. His Bedsheets

Standard-issue Hogwarts sheets.
29(31.2%)
Black silk/satin.
27(29.0%)
Simple cotton, pressed by the Malfoy house-elves.
17(18.3%)
Green linen.
18(19.4%)
Flannel
2(2.2%)

8. His Lamentable Past

Lamentable? Have you read the books?
46(51.1%)
Abused by Lucius.
10(11.1%)
Abused by Dumbledore.
0(0.0%)
Abused by Potter.
2(2.2%)
Abused by self.
7(7.8%)

9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?

War? What war? He fled and is currently sipping a Daiquiri at an undisclosed tropical location.
44(47.8%)
Fought heroically alongside Potter and is now the Other Boy Who Lived.
27(29.3%)
Spied for Lucius and is now in Azkaban.
7(7.6%)
Turned into a ferret permanently.
7(7.6%)
Dead.
7(7.6%)

10. His Drink of Choice

Coffee
12(12.9%)
Tea
17(18.3%)
Butterbeer
1(1.1%)
Firewhiskey
7(7.5%)
Nettle wine
10(10.8%)

11. His Leisure Pursuits

Tormenting Potter, Weasel King, and the Mudblood
9(9.7%)
Quidditch
3(3.2%)
Sex
1(1.1%)
Chess
1(1.1%)
The Dark Arts
2(2.2%)

12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes:

Wizard's robes
10(10.8%)
Tailored Muggle clothes
12(12.9%)
Designer Muggle clothes
17(18.3%)
Leather
6(6.5%)
Pish, mingle with Muggles? No, thanks.
48(51.6%)

13. His Undergarments

Briefs
14(15.1%)
Boxers (green or black silk)
61(65.6%)
Y-fronts
6(6.5%)
Thong
2(2.2%)
Commando
10(10.8%)

14. Optional Features

Prone to burst into tears at the drop of a hat.
0(0.0%)
Has a Dark Mark on his left forearm.
2(2.2%)
Plays the piano/flute/violin/guitar/kazoo.
0(0.0%)
Excellent dancer.
4(4.4%)
Wine connossieur.
3(3.3%)
Is a Veela/angel/vampire/were-leopard
1(1.1%)
Is a self-injurer
0(0.0%)
Is flamboyantly gay
2(2.2%)
Wants to have Potter's babies, literally
0(0.0%)
Crabbe and Goyle
13(14.4%)

TICKY BOX!

YES!
16(17.6%)
NO!
3(3.3%)
TICKY BOX! :D
46(50.5%)



Oh, and Sorting Hat rant by Kristal.
Tags: draco malfoy, fandom:hp, poll
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